A Matter of Mimicry
In ‘The Shepherdess: Intrigue’ by JM Landels, Toinette has moved up in the world, from shepherdess to maid to the pretend sister of the Chevalier de Foix. But her mistress, the Countess, has been laid low by poison. While the Countess recovers, Toinette apprentices as a pharmacist, negotiates the complexities of the court — and conceals a murder weapon. All while maintaining her guise as the daughter of a noble family.
And you can catch up on Toinette’s adventures, with issues 24, 26, 28, and 30!
For now, enjoy this excerpt from Issue 32, August 2021.
The Shepherdess: Intrigue
by JM Landels
The Queen was a tiny woman, whose feet rested on a gilded footstool beneath the stiff skirts of her old-fashioned Spanish-style dress. With a miniscule silver fork, she plucked a morsel from the bowl of coquilles Saint Jacques at her side and slipped it between fleshy lips. She put down the fork with deliberate care and at last motioned me forward.
I approached, curtseyed, and willed my stomach not to revolt at the smell of the seafood. The ground oyster shell that Madame had dusted over my face tickled my nose, and the cochineal on my lips doubled my inclination to sneeze. I bit my lip to stop the sneeze, and the taste of rouge nearly made me vomit instead.
Michel had already made the introduction, so there was nothing I needed to say as the little Queen appraised me. She addressed her questions to him.
“Is she skilled with the needle?” She pronounced it a-gual with her Spanish accent, so I barely understood her.
Michel cleared his throat. “I believe the sisters valued her work in the garden above all.”
She eyed me again. “Odd work for the daughter of a noble family.”
I responded before Michel could dig me further into a hole out of which I would not be able to clamber.
“The herb and flower gardens, Your Majesty,” I said, mimicking Michel’s accent as best I could. “I … made creams and healing salves.” I could at least make a balm for a ewe with a sore udder, but this still left her unimpressed. “Powders and colours for the faces and hands of noble ladies.” Another partial truth. But how hard could it be to grind up seashells and add pigments to my lanolin mixtures?
She sniffed. “A young lady should be taught to sew, to sing, and to dance.”
“Indeed, Your Majesty,” interjected Michel. “Which is why, with the passing of our beloved parents and her education falling to me, I have brought her here for the improvement of her mind and soul.”
Marie-Therese extended a be-ringed hand. “I shall contemplate it, Chevalier.”
I took the childlike fingers and kissed the air above them as Michel had instructed, noticing the redness of the knuckles and the chafing where the rings bit into flesh. I could fix that, I thought, given the chance.
To find out what happens next, pick up your copy of Issue 32, Autumn 2021!
And, available now for preorder, the eagerly anticipated finale in the Allaigna’s Song Trilogy: Allaigna’s Song: Chorale by JM Landels!
In the six years since Allaigna left home, killed her betrothed, and joined the Brandishear Rangers, she has hidden her family name and her ability to sing music into magic. Confronted with the dire implications of her grandfather’s exploration into long-forbidden arcana, Allaigna must swallow her pride and summon her courage to return home with the ashes of her cousin to prevent yet another war, or worse, an arcane catastrophe to rival that of the legendary Cataclysm.
JM Landels is torn between travelling the world to teach writing and swordfighting, and never leaving her idyllic farm in Langley, BC. Her debut series, fantasy bestseller Allaigna’s Song: Overture, and the sequel, Aria, are available from Pulp Literature Press and Amazon. The third book, Chorale, is available now for preorder. You can follow her adventures with pen and sword at jmlandels.stiffbunnies.com.
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